Welcome back to Brannigans Law! So, here we are again today, and can you believe that the week has gone by so fast!? It’s been great. You wanna’ know something else that’s great?
Skip ahead to Friday night where we find ourselves in the
Our night of fun begins!
After driving on the highways in the middle of the night without headlights….
DO NOT EVER DO THIS! IT WAS TERRIFYING!
…, driving off road through the Upstate New York woods, and other things I cannot remember, we ended up in Lake George
As we admired it’s beauty in the middle of the night, one of us suggested that we sneak on board. This required us jumping about 4 feet over the open water…
Make sure that you have good shoes for this one kids…you’ll find out later in the story…
*Unfreeze*… landing on the side of the ship, and holding on for dear life…which is easy when you’re not panicked.
So there we are; safely aboard; enjoying the full moon and peaceful water as we lean on the railing on the ships bow. That is when we hear it…the trickle far down below, and then the others notice that someone is peeing off of the boat. Fun (as it only can be to college kids). Since it’s dark, and we’d drank a lot of sodas that night, we all join in. We all laugh at our brazen disrespect for the hallowed boat by peeing off of its side and it is right about then that the spotlight hits us. Maybe we were a little too loud, maybe the unnatural trickle in the water on a cloudless night caught someone’s attention….regardless of the reason, someone had a spotlight shining on us as we peed off of the ship.
Anyone knows that when you’re mid-stream, it is difficult to stop. Few have known what it is like to be mid-stream and panicked…stopping is not an option.
As the boat in the water approaches us from quite a ways away, we realize that we have to move fast. It is hard to move fast while whizzing, among five other whizzing guys. So, we did our best, and then we ran, we ran, we ran…all the way to the railing.